This is a piece I had written sometime in March 2003. I guess it is still relevant. This piece is strongly worded and definitely not aimed at the people of USA. Many US citizens would not endorse the approach adopted by the Government. It is meant to highlight the double standards employed by the US Government

When you aggress it’s caused by the savage in you, when I do the same, it’s meant to protect the civilized world and bring about international security .

When you kill, it’s a war crime, every time I do it, it’s but the finest show of patriotic fervor, if people die in the millions due to my actions its just ‘collateral damage’.

You have no right to possess weapons of mass destruction (WMD) it’s a misuse of science and a great threat to humanity, my humanity that is, the weapons of mass destruction I hold is an excellent example of the noble service of my scientists to save humanity.
When you threaten to employ force you are an ugly threat to World Peace, never mind the times I nuked you, you cant blame me, you brought it onto yourself.

When I treat you differently I am being fair and just, when you do the same it’s hate and discrimination.

When you invade, I move resolutions in the UN to wage war against you, when I decide to invade, no UN resolution can ever stop me.

When you invade its caused by your raw greed, when I invade, its because I want to dole out democracy and reconstruct your country, of course you have to willingly pay me with free oil, remember I have to continue plying my big cars to make the American roads look better.

When the UN speaks the way I want it to, it’s word is the last word, when it opposes me its simple proof that it’s an emasculated club of irrelevant wimps.

Whenever I use my big guns it’s always for self-defense, when you do it, its reprehensible.

I am always nervous on the trigger, whether it’s the South Korean Plane or the Canadians in Afghanistan. You better watch out.
I have a history for upholding freedom. My own freedom. Just look, killing Indians to loot their land, selling humans and institutionalizing slavery, deriving the formula to value some humans (three-fifth my value), perfecting the practice of racism, explaining the very difficult doctrine of being separate but equal, …..

Yeah, yeah, I also sold my own mulatto off-springs as slaves. So what? What else could I do then?

Did you say apologize for slavery? Are you mad? Slavery always existed, it exists even now. Did

Yeah, yeah, it didn’t co-exist with airplanes, democracy, civil rights and Judges, but then what was wrong with it?

Conscience, what’s that? Is it a new way to make more money?
Freedom ? Of course I stand for Freedom and Democracy. That’s my own freedom. Haven’t you seen the symbol standing tall torch in hand? Never had the time to think of Freedom for anyone else.
As for Democracy, it best when I have it. Not all people are cut out for democracy. They are better ruled by Kings, Despots and Military Dictators who I control. A despot is a Despot only when he is not amenable to what I tell him.

Who says I am selfish? Look how much I donate the thirty-two pieces of silver, to those who vote me through everything and say things in my favor louder than I do. And of course they remain silent while I swallow the world or join me in the looting. Whether looting oil or anything else.

God bless me! I know he created me. Only me! I guess he didn’t create the rest of humanity. They must have come from elsewhere. God Bless Me!

I do what I do, when I want to do it, how I want to do it and to whomsoever I wish to do it to. You have to join me, can’t you see I stand for civilization? You are either with me or I am against you.

I am the nicest person on earth, I know I can’t get any nicer. You know what I mean?

Of course I value human life, that’s my own.
There are people in my country who say I am wrong, they are so misguided

I pray to God for Peace, I hope you know I am a God fearing and pious person. I have my thanksgiving! I have my family to depend on! I pray for everyone. Everyone in the world! Even those civilians who I will soon kill in the war I declared!
I hate those who are evil. I want to rid the world of evil. And those who are evil! So help me God!